Mmmmmh, Dear readers, it is called season of love and not season of making love. And you sister wey dey spread leg anyhow, you be rumour dem dy spread abi? How are you even sure you are the Main chick.
That brother, Yes!! Yes You!!, you know ya self, last falantine you bought her iphone 6, this year you are buying iphone 6s plus, you never pay your school fees, your parents sell land plus including borrowing of money to make up your school fees and u are using it to do love, May your ancestors forgive you and curse you IJN. Shebi after giving her the iphone 6s plus, she just give one 30 secs kisss, plus one 45 degrees hug and when you want to go down via the coveted coblalamine pathway every guy who bought falatine gift would like to enjoy today.....She will just tell you..Baby am on my period. My brother if you experience that today, just know that the ancestral spirits are angry with you.
Ehe bros, you’ve promised to buy an Mbano Island for that girl, to take her shopping at Dubai near Orile, and your mother have not eaten even one single Aba Titus fish from you, I shake my head three times for you. When the Lord shall come, all those expenses you incurred in the secret shall be made open. I’m just wondering what you will come back as if the Senate in heaven passes this Bill of Reincarnation. I hope you know you will come back as Goat!!!
Ehe Oga Titus, You’ve lined out 5 side chicks in addition to your main girlfriend abi? Chai, I just pity you. The day your side chicks will remember you, you will know that “because cat sabi swim no make am cat fish”. They will make your life so miserable and even play your Father and marry your Fore Father just to be your Step Fore-Mother. Mind yourself o, Naija no be Eritrea. Let sleeping dogs lie.
Ehe Sister, you send nude pictures to that bros abi? I just don’t know how to rate your Romantic approach whether on the scale of being wise or not having sense. Your mates are breaking the internet with their nudes and making money and you are sending nudes to somebody at Oshodi who will end up sharing it with his friends at Egbeda. You think guys are selfish like you who share your nude with only one guy? Mtcheeewwww. Channel you nude picture to something productive, there is nude modelling anyway since you want to be the Eve of your village.
Ehe sister, you share your kpekus to every guy in your neighborhood and you still say you want a spiritual man, a man who is spirit filled. I hope you know Spirit Husband and Native Doctors are available too. Well to increase your worth, change your location. After all ashawo na virgin for new street. Keep enjoying.
Lols, guys, valentine shouldn’t be the only day to show love, but still show love to someone and make it worthwhile. You can email your valentine hangout story to us at ebubefavour8@gmail.com (Major Boobs) or chiemelasteve@gmail.com.
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