Mmmmmh church Eliza!!! Lol, they say in the presence of the Most high there is fullness of Joy. But there are certain scenarios in church I want to comment on. It goes like this;

Sister Faith: Brethren Praise the Lord

Church: Hallelujah

Sister Faith: That hallelujah is too small for my God

And I'm like, who come be this one? Are you heaven's sound engineer? Lol, ANTIE let's keep praising him the way we can. 

This also takes me to those brethren you will ask to pray and commit the offering given into the hands of the Most High and they will first lead in Service of Songs. Chai, brother abi sister, they said pray and not sing. Be precise in worship. I wonder how angel Michael will be looking at you with his sword. 

Shout out to all those Igbo sisters that show off their English accent while singing Igbo songs. Sister you deserve a seat next to Angel Gabriel. Which one come be;

Email, email her, email her

Jehovah email her,

Anyinekele gymnastic email her, email her

Jehovah email her. 

Lol frosh sister, we have heard, keep up the good work. That is exactly why Suarez bite people. 

Ehe before I  sign out, I want to say my mind once and for all. I'm part of those Christians that think that part of King David and Beersheba (Solomon's mum) in the Bible was actually a set up. How this woman no see anywhere for the whole kingdom to baff, na where Oga David dy come collect breeze she come dy baff. Lol, you sef bros David, must you do? Can't u bind the enemy? Lmao. 

Lol, thanks guys for reading. See ya next time. We will running a valentine gist next time!!!

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